Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Pooping to opera.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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