judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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