Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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