Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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