I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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