Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Randomize
