Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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