I'm eating all of the evidence.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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