Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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