i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
