Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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