kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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