Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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