let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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