in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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