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He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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