Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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