You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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