haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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