She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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