kristin has been a bad kristin
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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How's work?
Spinning.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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