i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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