Dual....:-)
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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