Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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