plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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