Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
They left me at home... I'm a liability
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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