You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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