No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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