question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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