I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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