Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
tell me about the fingering
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