I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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