I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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