But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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