i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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