all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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