Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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