hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She told me I should be a condom model.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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