Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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