Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.