I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.