yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.