I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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