so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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