No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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