So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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