My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
That's what I'm talking about
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.