I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.