She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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