I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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