You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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