On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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