I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
