It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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