I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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