dude i'm inner monologue high
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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