He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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