everyone is single if you try hard enough
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My vagina is very pro this idea
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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